Acronym Test

I've seen others do this, but can't remember where, so unfortunately can't give them credit. It made me laugh. Hopefully it will make you laugh too.

I asked B to tell me what the below acronyms stand for. To give him a little credit, I don't think he's ever looked at one message board or IF blog.

AF: Always fertile
IUI: In-vitro uterine insert
IVF: In-vitro fertilization
ICSI: I come so insert (what?!)
BFN: Big friggin nothin (how appropriate!)
BFP: Big friggin pregnancy
TTC: Test, transfer, cope
IF: Infertility
2WW: To wish and wait
DH: Damn happy people
RE: Random embryo (huh?)
ART: Another rough testing
BCP: Birth canal part
POAS: Part ovarian all sperm
PUPO: Please undergo partial orgasm
FET: Frozen embryo transfer
HPT: Human papolone transfer (?)
OHSS: One hysterectomy should suffice

Here's what they really mean (for those of you unfamiliar with the lingo):

AF: Aunt Flo (period)
IUI: Intrauterine Insemination
IVF: In-vitro fertilization
ICSI: Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection
BFN: Big fat negative
BFP: Big fat positive
TTC: Trying to conceive
IF: Infertility
2WW: Two week wait (between transfer & pregnancy test)
DH: Dear husband
RE: Reproductive Endocrinologist
ART: Assisted reproductive technology
BCP: Birth control pills
POAS: Pee on a stick
PUPO: Pregnant until proven otherwise
FET: Frozen embryo transfer
HPT: Home pregnancy test
OHSS: Ovarian hyperstimulation syndrome

Happy Thanksgiving!